ROTFLMAO: I am very knowledgable of the lingo.
The baby mouse.
Yes, the "dumb dad" stereotype needs to go.
No, a couple should be married before having a child
She looks great to me. More power to her!
Love it 100 percent; no regrets ever.
No, my hair is long/I have a Mohawk/anything but 'Mom Hair.'
They're a waste of time and money.
Yes; I wouldn't want my kids playing with some of these toys